Venue/Location: Bagdad Theater, 3702 Southeast Hawthorne Blvd, Phone: (503) 467-7521
Date: Friday, July 1, 2011 - 11:00 PM
The Cort and Fatboy Midnight Movie: The Rock
Doors at 10:00pm, pre-show entertainment at 10:30pm, and at 11:00pm
$3 admission. Must be 21 or older.
Let's make this as simple as possible:
Friday. July 1st. THE ROCK.
Connery. Cage. Harris...
So much ham.
MILLIONS OF BULLETS.
FOR DAYS, BRO.
Truly, the Birth of Bayhem as we know it, screened in 35mm, unapologetically, and without remorse. Yeah, this isn't like us. We know. But sometimes, you just gotta say "Oh, why not!" and drive a bright yellow ferrari through a plate glass window while screaming profanities and firing guns out the window. You only get to be the Rocket Man once.
Fourth of July Weekend seems as good a time as any. Splodeys and one-liners and all sorts of simple madness splattered all over the screen like the action movie moneyshot it is.
Either that sounds like a perfect night out at a beer theater, or it doesn't.
For further information, podcasts, and film commentaries for previous midnight movies, visit http://cortandfatboy.com.